Mr. Stone’s bottles of Elderflower Champagne keep exploding. Everyone thinks this is funny. Except me. Mr. Stone and Tazz foraged, made and bottled way too many bottles of Elderflower champagne this year. Mind you, it’s yummy. But it’s under pressure. And it’s in glass bottles. And it’s in my shed. Exploding. Sticky everywhere. Glass everywhere. I’m not amused. I don’t like Elderflower champagne enough to put up with this. I’ve given them an ultimatum to give it away, find a new home for it or start drinking. This is ridiculous. Next year, less yeast!